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matthewsfag

The best person in the world. All of y’all are jealous of them, and y’all can’t deny it 🙄. They’re ALOT better than you. Why? They’re really smart. Duh
My dream is to be like matthewsfag”
by matthewsfag June 20, 2021
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Matthew Spurs

Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt
Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying

Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch
by Atletifan173 June 24, 2021
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matthew wheeler

A fat slob that stays inside like a trog
by Gerald Harry October 6, 2021
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Matthews

Matthew is a cool guy he eat the booty like Kevin gates if you shi in his mouth he’s going to sock you in your mouth.
It’s true I shi in Matthewsmouth and he socked me
by Kgugufhdudifhfu November 21, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is a very mean person who likes to stalk innocent girls and torment them, who is also into uncles.
"AHHHH OH NO IT'S THAT MATTHEW KID RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN"
by yourfavoritesicilian November 21, 2021
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Matthew

A person with sort of abs, well say they have abs but actually have flab’s! They are huge simps and love mirror pics. They are walking red flags
Matthew has flab’s !
by Prodahoodplayer69 November 22, 2021
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Matthew Ryan

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by jackson nuts November 30, 2021
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