Assembling a gadget without reading instructions, throwing the extra parts out with box, then calling manufacturer and telling them they weren't included when gadget doesn't work.
Sorry I was late. I installed my GPS via male intuition and got to know your development really well over the past 30 minutes.
by TissPee April 21, 2008
Get the male intuition mug.1. The opposite of an alpha male (an "A" male); a male who earns a grade of "F" (or "phi" in Greek) on the manliness scale.
2. A woman; a female.
2. A woman; a female.
The ancient Greeks rated a man's worth very similar to grades in school. The most noble and respected men were grade-A - "alpha males" - and the remaining levels of mankind were grade-B or "betas", grade-C or "chis", grade-D or "deltas", and the lowest grade was "phi"--an F. Naturally, in that era, women were ranked all the way at the bottom, with the very lowest of the low. And to this day, women are still referred to as "phi males" :D
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An adaptation of the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty O'Malley is a sexual act which is implemented while engaging in anal sex due to the female's monthlies. While in the doggy style sexual position with the male's penis entering the female's anus, the male shoves his entire hand into the menstruating vagina of the female in order to extract copius amounts of menstrual fluid. He then smears the menstrual fluid all about her face and chin, giving the female the appearance of having a red beard, like that of a Mick.
My girlfriend didn't speak to me for a week after I gave her a Dirty Sanchez, so I surprised her on her birthday with a Dirty O'Malley. She was so proud, she wore that beard for a week and showed it off to all her friends, making them all green with envy.
by Boss Horndawg February 13, 2008
Get the Dirty O'Malley mug.The term 'Alpha Male' can be defined in both a classical and modern sense. The classical definition derives from the animal kingdom and represents a physical form of dominance over other males. The alpha male lion, for example, claims sexual rights to all females, fights off other male lions to enforce it, eats first after every hunt and dominates a vast territory of land for hunting rights.
In a modern/human sense, younger males (teens, early 20s) will subscribe to the classical form. Like a lion, they will often be the strongest, most intimidating, hit on all of the women beta males want, are usually the first to have new sexual experiences and often dominate a set territory in thier 'hunt' for new women, such as local nightclub scenes.
Older alpha males, however, will evolve the classical traits of stength, intimidation and dominance beyond the physical by gaining power over men through thier very means of living and professional reputation. A powerful business executive, for example, will hire, promote, demote and fire others according to how well they serve his own interests. Rock stars, famous actors and other individuals of 'power' hold very simular capabilities over others in thier respective professions.
Younger alpha males who cannot mature into the modern form will usually cling to the classical form of alpha-maleness for as long as possible.
In a modern/human sense, younger males (teens, early 20s) will subscribe to the classical form. Like a lion, they will often be the strongest, most intimidating, hit on all of the women beta males want, are usually the first to have new sexual experiences and often dominate a set territory in thier 'hunt' for new women, such as local nightclub scenes.
Older alpha males, however, will evolve the classical traits of stength, intimidation and dominance beyond the physical by gaining power over men through thier very means of living and professional reputation. A powerful business executive, for example, will hire, promote, demote and fire others according to how well they serve his own interests. Rock stars, famous actors and other individuals of 'power' hold very simular capabilities over others in thier respective professions.
Younger alpha males who cannot mature into the modern form will usually cling to the classical form of alpha-maleness for as long as possible.
Mike Tyson was the alpha-male of boxing until Evander Holyfield defeated him, while Bill Gates is currently the alpha male of the software industry.
by Doc Xavian December 29, 2008
Get the Alpha Male mug.Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.
A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...
by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008
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2. Male butthurt over social justice.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"
by frito1 January 17, 2019
Get the Male Tears mug.The male lesbian is either a male who is wholly psychologically feminine but attracted to women, or an androgynous male whose feminine half is attracted to women.
Dave is wholly psychologically feminine. He has the soul of a woman in a man's body, but finds women attractive. Thus, Dave is a male lesbian.
Rick is an androgynous male. Hes half masculine and half feminine. Both sides are attracted to women. Thus, Rick is a male lesbian AND a heterosexual male.
Rick is an androgynous male. Hes half masculine and half feminine. Both sides are attracted to women. Thus, Rick is a male lesbian AND a heterosexual male.
by Royce Walton June 4, 2011
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