majority steak

When you pig the fuck out on steak.

Don’t hang out with D. He always takes the majority steak.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 4, 2019

Major Powell

To seize a creative opportunity through raw energy and impulsive action.

I pulled a Major Powell and asked the woman if I could buy the jacket off her back. She was delighted to sell it to me and I resold it at a 200% profit on Craigslist.

by The Best Judge of Everything February 27, 2011

major

if u name ur son major or say major, this indicates you like big cock sexy oily buff men

I like Major

by ;ljszfgo;hdszr May 26, 2022

Major Lode

A Major Lode is a particularly remarkable bowel movement. Major Lodes are usually very large and can weigh up to 100 Courics. To lay a Major Lode one must consume nothing but fast food for an extended period of time.

Shrek: “Oh I think I’m about to drop the Major Lode!”

Mario: “That’s because you’ve eaten nothing but cheesecake for three days!”

Shrek: “We’re gonna need a shovel…”

by WebstersRafbot July 24, 2024

major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

sexually majored

The term Majored or Sexually Majored as more precise description is to have fantastic anal sex.

She will enjoy being Sexually Majored by Major Tom.

by anonymous December 21, 2021

Life Science Major

A Health Science Major Reject

(Life science is similar to, but less completive then health science, and thus attracts health science rejects who still plan on med-school)

Life science Major: Life Science is basically health science *huffs copium*

Therapist: Ahh, we are still in the first stage of grief, I see.

by premed guru June 18, 2025