Maggie Simpson

The 1-year-old on the animated series The Simpsons. Constantly sucks on her pacifier. Once did what no one else would: shoot Mr. Burns. We see her as a teenager in the episode Lisa's wedding, where she wears a pacifier around her neck and still doesn't talk. See www.MaggieAndEric.com

If you want to see Maggie when she's a bit older (13 I think), check out www.MaggieAndEric.com. Yes, she's still jailbait, but it's a cartoon, so who cares??

by Homer Jay Simpson February 17, 2005

Maggie Simpson

She shot Mr Burns.She's cool,man!

suck suck suck

by TheWiggidy October 11, 2003

Deryn David Maguire

AN ABSOLUTE STUD. nothing stands in Deryns way so beast at everything including snorting illegal substances and MC Pat Flynn. Everywhere Deryn goes is an instant party. he is the heart and soul of the party the party is lifeless without Deryn. Has a great taste in Music with MC Pat Flynn topping all of his playlist. such a hero and inspires everyone to be a better person. GREAT GUY

Look over there its Deryn David Maguire. You know the guy with the nice legs and is sooooooooooooo fit.

by IM NO IAN May 7, 2020

magic voice mail

A voicemail message that appears without receiving any missed calls.

If you get too many magic voice mails, you might think about changing your provider.

by richomundo October 27, 2008

Magic Cow

A drink that is a mixture of half Dr. Pepper and Half Milk

I am so broke all I can afford is magic cow and spaghetti

by raiderlands January 27, 2011

Magic Chord

A Gmaj7add9 . Possibly the prettiest chord in existence. Playing this has the same effect as playing an arpeggio on the piano. It will seduce women immediately.

This chords uses the notes G B D F# and A.

In guitar tablature:
e|---5--
B|---0--
G|---0---
D|---4---
A|---5---
E|---3---

I played that chick the magic chord on my acoustic axe. Almost immediately I was knee-deep in clunge.

by Antennas July 28, 2011

Magfir

like a douglas fir, this is another plantlike substance. If you were to cut the magfir down, it would leak out an abundance of booze.

the Magfir stood proud and tall, in the BAHAAMAAAS.

by bahamatree September 13, 2011