miles per gallon

Measures the average fuel economy of motor vehicles, as in how far the vehicle goes before burning 1 gallon of fuel. AKA "mpg".

Cadillac Escalade's get about 16 miles per gallon. Yay.

by DisabledDan July 7, 2003

Miles

No hairline, homo 4 life, has pimples, gets jealous when guys flirt with his bf, likes to give the talon to guys, and a wanna be.

Miles: I got 30 armpit hairs and I name one of them miles jr. We have fun at night.

by Anonymous_6666666-_- August 15, 2017

Jersey Mikes neck roll

When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck

"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"

by Mike Sobo January 1, 2007

miles per gallon

The ratio of the number of miles traveled to the number of gallons of gasoline burned. AKA... how many miles are left before your car dies

Mom, how many miles per gallon will this car get? I have to go for a short drive today.

by Scott Howard July 7, 2003

Meness

An adjective defining ones-self.

This hat totally screams meness!

by Hellbringer December 15, 2006

Miles

A dick.

Nancy: Wow, My ex is such a dick.

Hunter: Yeah he sure is a Miles.

by HomoHunter January 23, 2017

menescardi

A spanish or mexican bitchy hooker with PMS.

Dude, Denise is such a Menescardi!

by Mikeoot December 3, 2006