lunch jealousy

The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting

I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.

by BekW May 8, 2011

Luncharoo

Slang for lunch.

I just got some luncharoo.

by KoalaMary May 28, 2011

lunch style

having sex while using saran wrap in place of a condom. coined by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening in his comic strip Life in Hell.

Lacking any Coney Island whitefish, Brenda and Eddie impulsively decided to do it lunch style. Both of them would later regret the decision, for different reasons.

by JohnnyLurg December 31, 2011

Lunch Erection

During the workweek when you've enjoyed a phenomenal lunch that most assuredly included a cold adult beverage? You are enveloped with a euphoric feeling of contentment. Then some dufus co-worker brings up work issues or a technical discussion.

"Damn Dave...thanks for bringing up the 2:00 meeting...I just lost my lunch erection"

by Dots-R-Us August 28, 2013

lunch Sandwich

A blow job or oral sex at lunch time or around noon

Can I get a lunch sandwich bae?

by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

lunch envy

When someone has better lunch then you and you are jealous of them because of it.

"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"

by BORNOPTIMIST December 2, 2014

lunch ticket

a currency used by millions of school children

i has 5,000,000 dollars in lunch tickets

by wizard webster April 7, 2015