Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
Get the knowledge logmug. Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
Get the Doodle Loggingmug. by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017
Get the log floggermug. by Video ezy May 12, 2019
Get the you’re a logmug. When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.
Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)
Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.
Husband: :(
Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.
Husband: :(
by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023
Get the hairy logmug. The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).
by RisenAgain November 3, 2011
Get the logging in to the cloudmug. by Master Of Juice Taylor June 19, 2018
Get the Log swapmug.