log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.

That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.

by Brave Dave C February 29, 2016

bobby log

extremely large poop that will not flush

joe pooped out a bobby log in the toilet and it would not flush

by cade1op March 24, 2018

chowder log

The shit you take immediately after getting cummed in your butt.

Jen had a huge chowder log after staying up all night with Max blowing loads in her ass.

by IM BORN TO FUUUCK January 17, 2014

Log Hoser

Someone that pees on poo poo

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.

by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011

Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Log Pond

When a group of gay dudes (usually cav scouts) all take a shit in one toilet without flushing and leave it. All the semen and turds float on top making it look like a log pond at a mill.

-BlackKnight-

Aw damn, I have to clean the latrines?? They left a fucking log pond in there Sergeant!

by BlackKnight0814 January 8, 2022

log squish

What you call a person who looks like they have a squished head. Using a log to make your head look squished.

That guy looks like a log squish

by Cobenhagen January 4, 2018