Lobsteritas

it an std that itchy like crabs, but pinches more like a lobster.

Tom gave Suzie a really bad case of lobsteritas.

by tiffany johnson October 19, 2003

Lobster

A cute skinny girl with an abnormally large and out of proportion rear end. She is petite everywhere else except for her large attractive ass. Often pronounced "Lobstah" in new england areas.

Juan: Aww man you see that lobstah over there.

Gregg: That cute girl with the big ass?

Juan: Yeah she's a lobster. All her meat is in her tail.

by Gjack007 May 22, 2009

business lobster

The single most amazing, dominating basketball team in the western hemisphere.

Trojan Man 1.- I hear we play the business lobsters next game
Trojan Man 2.- Holy ass-caking dick tits, i shit my pants

by The Business Lobster November 22, 2009

Ghetto Lobster

A Red Lobster in a really Ghetto location with staff and clientele to match.

That location is a seriously Ghetto Lobster.

by Zer0_Divide August 20, 2012

Lobster Trap

When a man pulls his genitalia through the hole in his boxers to urinate, but fails to unbutton the button. The bell-shape of the penis head then causes it to get stuck, much like a lobster trap.

Person A: Dude put your dick away!
Person B: Sorry man! I didn't realize i had a total Lobster Trap before i turned around!

by Walter900 May 19, 2011

Lobster

When a man is performing oral sex on a email while simultaneously pinching her nipples. Immitating the gestures of a lobster.

Dude, I pulled the lobster on her and she loved it.

by The Lobster February 14, 2015

boil a lobster

Accomplishing two things by doing one.

Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."

Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.

by Akerman88 May 12, 2011