Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012

loaf

a homosexual man who typically moderates discord severs, and attempts to groom minors.

"loaf was arrested the other day, they found the cp on his computer"

by sharpiebs June 21, 2025

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Loafing

To “lack” or to NOT have a gun on you

“Damn why you out here loafing?”
“I’m not going out there loafing”

by KeelahB May 7, 2024

Suf The Loaf

someone needs Suf The Loaf to cut their bread

I can't cut my bread I need Suf The Loaf

by james bond 123456789 September 10, 2018

loaf

name for boys who are soft bitches

he a loaf.

by Lila and Ariana September 30, 2023

hot loaf

A large very dry and very shit smelling shit that 9 times out of 10 requires no toilet paper.

Oh lord, Troy just dropped a hot loaf. I can smell it from here!

by Pablo'sCarWash37 July 30, 2017