road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime

Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road

by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014

Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Loafed up

To wear the most land-slapper dirt-parter 3000 church-goers pair of loafers

Man was loafed up wearing John 3:16’s Dr Facilier praise the lords 5S

by Worn Forrest September 7, 2021

Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.

"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."

by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024

Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.

I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.

by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025

Loaf

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"

"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."

by Ahhhh04 September 16, 2021

Power-loaf

A shitty meatloaf that your hooker girlfriend makes

Pam you made such a power-loaf for dinner last night and I can’t stand you.

by brittykitty20 November 15, 2021