by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021
Get the Maiden Logmug. When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.
by DaddyWeakKnees September 12, 2022
Get the Sour logmug. Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.
by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020
Get the Lincoln Logmug. by Sallytwist July 23, 2016
Get the Slug Logmug. while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs
scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process
by Gnu782 September 24, 2023
Get the bob for logsmug. Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.
Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.
by Merchaholic March 5, 2020
Get the Doodle Loggingmug. A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017
Get the log theorymug.