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Missing link 

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.
“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”
Missing link by Faecal matters October 30, 2020
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Unsneaky Link 

The act of meeting up with an mps (Member of preferred sex) and engaging in innocent (non-sexual) activities
I had an unsneaky link yesterday, all we did was cuddle and watch movies
Unsneaky Link by Autobursts January 4, 2021

Schneaky link 

It’s not just a low key “sexual encounter”, it’s a nobody even know, we know each other. When we see each we don’t know each other.
I have schneaky link nobody will ever know existed.
Schneaky link by SomethingSavage January 5, 2021

Sneaky Link

A Sneaky Link gets you laid even if she's not doing you, or says she's not, anyway
"Stone's my sneaky link; I take good care of Stone" --Littlefield

Sneaky Link

Sneaky link 🤫🔗:
A link sent to your junk mail with malicious intent. Usually by a Indian or African scammer who wants to give you large sums of money in exchange for your banking, and social security number. Don’t be fooled by these delusions of Grandeur.
Sally: “oh yeah I’m about to ball out this summer, I’m cashing in this money from the Walgreens boots CEO that hes donating to me.”
Rebecca: “did you get that offer in your junk mail? Be careful. It sounds like a sneaky link.”
Sneaky Link by N8tella May 17, 2021

Oopsie Link 

A sketchy virus link that you accidentally click on and it makes you say “oops I didn’t mean to click on that link.”
IT person: “How’d you get a virus?”
“I clicked on an oopsie link.”