Lumberjack Cumshot

a gigantic cumshot whose size is worthy of a lumberjack.

Dude, i laid down a monster lumberjack cumshot on sally last night!

by The_Lumberjack September 24, 2011

Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009

lumberjacked

to be pounded excessivly hard by a burly white man. A.K.A a lumberjack

I lumberjacked Kelly so hard last night. It was greeeeeaaaaatttt!!!

by duuudde November 29, 2007

lemmerman

the gayest faggot who likes to have premiscuous gay sex with his father, then eats out his mother, and dog.

what a lemmerman

by lemmermans dad June 13, 2003

Lumberjack shot

Similar to a tequila shot (salt tequila lime), but just more manly, and done with a group of people. First everyone likes their left hand and pours pancake mix on it (the salt). Then the first person in line lifts their right hand in to the air at about a 45 degree angle and yells “YOO HOOOOOO,” lick the pancake mix off their hand takes a bottle of syrup and chugs (tequila). When that lumberjack has had enough syrup they pass the bottle to the next person in line, then takes and chugs from communal milk bowl (lime). When the second person receives the syrup they start with the “YOO HOOOOOO.” This process continues until all the lumberjacks in the group have gone. It is also the responsibility of the last lumberjack in the line to make sure that the syrup and the milk bowl are both killed.

when doing lumberjack shots, his crew mates were all weak, so Darb had to man up and down half a bottle of syrup and a bowl full of milk by him self

by bradthebarbarian December 13, 2009

lumberjack

a person who loves smoking weed.
called a lumberjack because they 'smell like trees'

Cheech: people are gonna think we're lumberjacks...
Seth: why?
Cheech: cause we smell like trees.

by hiiitlist April 13, 2009