pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

Bird Legs

When a person has legs so thin, that the thighs are as thin as their shins, so resemble the legs on birds.

Her legs are so thin they look like he legs on a stork or other bird legs.

by PPowell October 30, 2014

gravy legging

When you fart and poop runs down your leg

That fart was wet I think I'm gravy legging.

by mater916 April 5, 2015

Mr. No Legs

Refers to any and all types of snakes

We better take the hoe in case we run into Mr. No Legs to chop his head off

There was a three foot long Mr. No Legs out in the street.

by radarlove1968 June 12, 2018

Leg-Toucher

A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.

Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."

by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010

Legoman Legs

Exercising so much your obliques resemble a lego man's. Particularily from the belville series.

guy: Hey .... I'm a body builder, come packaged with washboard abs and legoman legs.

by Lady Boji June 23, 2009

beater's leg

Beater's leg is when you beat your meat so hard that one or both of your legs go numb.

Eryc: Bro, i was sitting on the toilet and beat my meat so hard my left leg went numb bro. And my dick got a little swollen too bro. It caught a case of beater's leg bro.

by DTB4 April 5, 2018