last resort shit

Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.

last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.

by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009

Obama’s Last Name

The most valuable of all knowledge mankind aspires to achieve. Achieving Obama’s last name will make you a supreme intellectual, you will be looked upon by even the greatest.

Yo Joe, did you hear about that guy who found out Obama’s Last Name? He’s a genius.

by BigBoat_2 November 6, 2019

TLJ (the last Jedi)

Referring to a movie that has ended/destroyed/decimated an entire franchise.

“Dude I was kinda on board with the Star Wars universe but then came TLJ (the last Jedi) and I plucked out my eyes with a spoon.”

by Cheesefunnel November 17, 2022

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012

Last Day Itis

A feeling of giddiness and irresponsibility that overcomes people on their last day at a job. Usually occurs when a person is leaving one company for a better job with another.

Does not ordinarily occur when someone gets canned.

Don't expect Jim to finish that report before he leaves, he's got a bad case of Last Day Itis.

by AutomationNation June 24, 2009

The last temptation of Christ.

A movie make in 1988 about the human side of Christ.
In the movie Christ has a vision on the cross of marrying Mary Magdalene and living a normal life.
It enraged bible thumpers because it suggested that Christ could have lived a normal life including having a normal sex life.
It is a good movie. A must see if you can.

Did you see the movie "The last temptation of Christ"?
The last temptation of Christ.

by Deep blue 2012 February 11, 2010

Avatar: The Last Airbender

The only thing worth watching on Nickelodeon.

I watched the finale of Avatar: The Last Airbender today, I cri evrytim

by AreialInferno January 6, 2015