dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

dumb laser

(n) Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

3) A person who unfailingly begins an argument with the stupidest person in the room.

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

3) He's always getting into fights with idiots. He's such a dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012

wang laser

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

rainbow laser

A dildo for lesbians

Omg! That rainbow laser feels so good

by Urbanganga March 17, 2017

sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017

Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.

I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!

by Timcal July 19, 2018

The Lasenium

A book containing all known uses for lasers. Please read with caution as people have blinded themselves with laser pointers after the section on LASIK.

“I feel bored, let’s open the lasenium! Oh my god! I had no fucking idea that lasers fixed vision.”

by Handof October 16, 2018