LAP

LAP (Liveaboard Parent), I'm Cool

LAP, leaf 'Ykuk' (Ancestry), Please 'Friend'

by Inteckno April 19, 2023

mattress lap

An bountifully haired pubic region, usually on a female, with the appearance of a part stuffed mattress.

Uncommon due to the exponential growth of styled pubic depilation amongst the teen and twenty something demographic.

Wow look at that!!

Ya think it's a merkin?

Mebbe, but it is a she is a true Mattress Lap

by Townsman July 28, 2016

lapping the boys

To lick, tease and tickle your buddies balls with your tongue while he's fucking your girl.

Lapping the boys while my bud fucked my girl hard made him squirm as he nutted in my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

National lap dance day

April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance

Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day

by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019

LAP

LAP: Liberal American Princess

Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness

• Favorite friend is the mirror

• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl

• Pretends not to know anything about politics.

• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.

• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.

Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen

by Rett. A wood elf. May 4, 2021

trout lap

Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.

Damn! I'm going to have to throw these pants away from the trout lap I got at Fantasies last night!

by Trolkin King November 17, 2017

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023