White Hart Lane

White Hart Cemetery. No one goes there because Spurs are Shite.

person 1: Eww whats that weird Stadium type thing over there.
Person 2: Oh thats White Hart lane a.k.a white hart cemetery.

by Me and your mum. May 12, 2009

Lance

(verb)

1: To lie about or deny the truth in any circumstance. To cover up or hide.

2: To manipulate or deceive someone for personal gain or notoriety.

3: To sue or bring suit against someone.

1. I honestly believed that I was supporting a legitimate charity with my hard-earned money, but it turns out that I fell victim to a con man. I got Lanced.

2: When it sounds too good to be true, you've probably been Lanced.

3: Joe said that if I breathed a word to anybody that he was stealing from his boss, he'd Lance me for libel.

by Truthseeker58 January 23, 2013

Landen

Landen is a fucking savage and a great basketball player but tries to do way more than he is capable of. He thinks he's good at everything but actually he cant even pass highschool classes.

That dude flunked out of highschool and is trying to look cool, he must be a Landen

by TheBoiSharen79 November 18, 2018

Lance

A man who is wise. A man you will make you laugh at the slightest mumble of a joke. A man who is a great friend to those he likes and forgiving to those who annoy him. Lance is a person whose inner thoughts and opinions shine through in everyday life, and who expresses even more when you get to know him. Lance is handsome and smart, and he is too modest about having those traits. Lance is a best friend and a boyfriend, and enjoys playing music with those he loves. He enjoys music that can be cryptic. Lance is someone who deserves all of the luck in the world, and then some.

"Hey look, it's the greatest person in the world!"
"Lance?"

by a_happy_girlfriend November 30, 2011

lance corporal

Term for the penis coined by Triple H of the WWE back when he and Shawn Michaels were D-Generation X.

"Maybe I'll show her my lance corporal, and show her what standing at attention is all about" quote from Triple H

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

suicide lane

A lane on a roadway that, depending upon the time of day, changes direction of travel. Sometimes, as in Snellville, Georgia, the direction of travel is noted by an electric sign every 200 feet hanging across the highway. Other times, as in parts of Maryland, there is nothing but a sign.

Example:

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

From 5am to noon, lanes 1, 2, 3, and 4 are Southbound, lane 5 is a turn lane, and lanes 6 and 7 are Northbound. From noon to 8pm, lanes 1 and 2 are Southbound, lane 3 is a turn lane, and lanes 4 through 7 are Northbound.

The suicide lanes on 78 always creep me out just a bit.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 28, 2005

Lane-Rape

The act of foisting one's vehicle forcefully and/or rudely into another lane of close proximity

Oh man, im going to have to lane-rape like crazy to get all the way over to the next exit in all this traffic.

by Matthias B. June 7, 2007