landopotimus

a person with the last name of land thats fat n lazy

Matt's the biggest landopotimus of them all.

by Puff-Puff February 4, 2005

lagoon animal

A lagoon animal is an unattractive girl who is notably aggressive and hard to avoid. Lagoon animals are known to prey on drunk guys who are willing to make a huge mistake. Lagoon animals travel in packs and reside together in lagoons. Lagoons should be avoided at all costs and if, for some reason, you need to venture into a murky, stinky lagoon you need at least one bro to back you up.

Bro 1: Last night I had some loaded landsharks and tequilla and I ended up at the lagoon. The lagoon animal took advantage of me.

Bro 2: Damn those nasty lagoon animals!

by Vagina Warrior February 14, 2012

landon king

This is the act of acting gay in front of girls but later getting in there pants.

Shaun said " dude stop doing a Landon King"

by Happysnap November 23, 2016

Landon

Is a gentleman has a black hair and green eyes and is charming he knows how to get a girl and he can make a girl blush but if you piss him off he will beat your ass like no one cares and if you mess with his friends he’s got there back

Landon is such a charming man

by Landin1227 October 15, 2018

Landon Middle school

Landon:there is a lot of mexican people.
There is some bad ass bitches.Vsco girls,fuck boys. You know all mixed. They do tiktoks everywhere

Selena:Lets make a tiktok in the library or Landon Middle school or the bathroom before we get caught

Nallely:ok imma get like 100 like in a video
Amy:ight im in
Dasani:wtf nooo yall some weirdos
All rest of them girls..:lets goo

by Yayaysyahsidhd November 21, 2019

Landon

Landons are hot and sexy asf. They pull hella hoes.

He's such a landon

by CoochieSlayer2500 January 31, 2022

LandonDid

LandonDid is a stunning fellow who is known for being super smart and handsome… some admire him for his massive pp but he is also caring and has only kidnapped 12 children so far.. LandonDid is a great guy to know if you can get past his constant sarcasm and him looking like Ryan renolds.

That dude is a total LandonDid, I wish I could look at his bicep’s all day.

by Spoon the best March 30, 2022