NO I CANT IM LAGGING

im lagging because Greek mustard a**hole bro ke me computer
by BlueColdTails May 12, 2021
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Trash bag Jet Lag

when your body clock is confused into thinking it has jet-lag... caused by a weekend of nocturnal partying and chemical abuse.

Causing the inability to sleep on a Sunday night and waking exhausted on a Monday morning.

The shortened from. Simply: Trash-lag
Joey: oh my god, I had NO sleep all weekend, then went to bed early on Sunday night and barely got a wink even though I was exhausted.

Katie: Your such a trash bag. You def got a case of Trash bag jet lag
by trottdog October 12, 2010
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lagging my tits off

When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.
Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!
by Thorntor September 28, 2014
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Left leg lagging mitosis

When your that rocked off of your bonker that your left leg lags behind the rest of your body as you walk out of the club shitter
Look at that tosser walking out of the toilets! hes so fucked up hes got left leg lagging mitosis!
by weloveaxewound October 28, 2018
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FarmVille Gift Lag

The time from when farmville notifies friends that a gift is no longer available and the farmer removes it from his profile.
Tom: What's up with Jeff's gifts, they are all taken.

Larry: I know, he needs to remove them from his profile they have too much FarmVille Gift Lag.
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Janey: Jez, I wish Betty would erase her gifts. I'm gonna have to put a comment, "All Gone" to remind her that she has a FarmVille Gift Lag.
by chrisjlatdoc April 04, 2010
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jet lag disease

A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.
Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?

Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.
by ShookieShookie October 11, 2006
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Task Manager Lag

The Task Manager Lag comes about when the user is trying to shut a program down in one of the versions of Microsoft Windows. The Task Manager, which can be accessed by moving the Mouse-Pointer to the Taskbar at the Bottom of the screen; then using the Right-Click Button on the Mouse; which then lets you can choose the (Task Manager). In "ALL" of the versions of Microsoft Windows the Task Manager has always had a very long lag time between the point where you choose to Shut the Program down; to where the program actually closes down. This Lag-Time is something Microsoft just seems unable, or unwilling to correct.
Real Player is such junk! And every time I go to shut it down, the Task Manager Lag can be easily a minute! In over 15 years Microsoft still hasn't been able to fix this giant problem!
by the2ndflood August 04, 2008
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