Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.
by Thenormandy January 6, 2022
Get the Cheeto Lockmug. Hooking it up providing I got you
Hey come over I'm grilling ribs and making Puerto Rican food.
Oh yeah, you locking in!
Hey Pookie got that settlement and he's taking all of us to the club and he's locking in for all of us.
Oh yeah, you locking in!
Hey Pookie got that settlement and he's taking all of us to the club and he's locking in for all of us.
by Pavellyactor May 20, 2018
Get the you locking inmug. A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.
My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.
by 3374267182 May 28, 2018
Get the port-a-lockmug. 
person1: OH MAN! did you hear? the Lock Knight just locked the Cheese Lover thread!
person2: dang! that Lock Knight sure is annoying, just because one flamer went too far he locked it.
person2: dang! that Lock Knight sure is annoying, just because one flamer went too far he locked it.
by DarkSlayer54 September 3, 2009
Get the Lock Knightmug. "Hey, man, can I get a lock and roll?"
"Nawh, man... I'm down to my last and I'll be fiending later."
"Nawh, man... I'm down to my last and I'll be fiending later."
by SmokeyJ July 18, 2008
Get the lock and rollmug.