You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
You Ar Eonly Allowed TO Stab Non-Consensually ANda Conincentially WIth A Steak Knife Because It Looks Like Teeth
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025
It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 30, 2021
If Jack and his hill-climbing female companion both had folding-blades tools named after them (i.e., hers would be called a "jill knife"), what sort of slicing/carving-device would be named for da clear drinkable fluid dat they were carrying their empty bucket up said incline to fill up wif some of it? Maybe a water-jet cutter?
by QuacksO July 21, 2024
Knifes is a Yiddish slang word for when you spell knives wrong and try to cover it up by making your own definition in urban dictionary
by Shmendric September 21, 2023
dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass
by naturally idiotic February 23, 2024
by MeatPiece August 05, 2024
Stabby stab, dont run with it.
Alternatively,
If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.
How to take care of your Knife :
-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
Alternatively,
If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.
How to take care of your Knife :
-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
Knife is the sweetest person ever <3
by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021