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the dennis kelly

The most horny, slimy, smelly, and wet sex position a woman could be in e.g. Jessica Alba resting in a pool of chocolate pudding while her mate penetrates he smegma sealed vagina, causing her to secrete fluids from every gland possible. You should try it sometime
Last night, I my large black boyfriend did the dennis kelly to me and he chocked on my secretions.
by CockMeatSangwhich May 26, 2011
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Kellyn

A super-cool guy that loves to play halo, drink beers, and smoke the good shit. Also known to yell "ARMAGEDDON!" at random.
I just had a Kellyn of a day. It was awesome!
by Frogg1rl July 14, 2009
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Kelly Haynes

Urgh, I just sneezed so hard I Kelly Haynes in my pants
by t_appletart June 19, 2011
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kelly brenny

Kelly Brenny has legs that can reach towards heaven. She is a genius but at often times, Kelly Brenny will find that they have pooping problems. Kelly Brenny will achieve more than getting knocked up at the age of 22.
Harrison: Dude i cant ace this test
Josh: Go cheat off of kelly brenny
by sexykittenmeowmeow July 19, 2014
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Kellyful

Kellyful is a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone. She is unlike any woman I have ever known.
God, Kelly is the most Kellyful woman I have ever seen.
by Mr. Absolutely May 16, 2016
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kelly time

A time zone that is 1 hour behind everything else
Friend A: he said he would be here at 9 and is 9:45 where is he?

Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time
by mr. brick June 10, 2016
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Keally

a sensitive lady that makes everything go over the top!!! A woman who will do any thing to be the center of attention. A lady who thinks she can cook but, everybody knows she can't.
Ughh why you have to be such a keally.
by curly.gurl.kay December 6, 2016
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