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Karen

Ah yes a Karen the only one that wants to speak to the manager and the only one the won’t vaccinate her child. A Karen usually has a bob cut that no one cares about and usually talks about her four kids, oh wait now three sorry. Anyway she always thinks she’s right and is married to a “trustworthy” army manz. She wants to represent her country and her six year old at his soccer game. Also Karen wants a divorce and she’s taking the kids with her get over it John!
John: VACCINATE THE KIDS ALREADY
Karen:NO JOHN, ACTUALLY I WANT A DIVORCE
by Itsjusttaylor October 14, 2019
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Karen

To other people, she seems like a troublemaker, but deep down, she's a kid at heart. They think she's useless, but really, she's not. She has dreams, but others crush it. Nobody understands her. She knows she is worth it, and that nothing will stop her no matter what.
Karen is as delicate as an egg.
by Hermoine Lavbyry December 29, 2017
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Karen

A Karen is a legendary creature born amongst man

Karens usually have a short temper and must have everything perfect.

If you are hunting for a Karen, look in the following habitats/environments for Karens:
- anywhere with a manager

If u want to identify a Karen, here are some physical traits to look for:
- straight hair, usually short
- a confident/snobby pose
- expensive clothes
- might smell like essential oils
- looks like she tries to hard
- yells at all employees

And finally, when a Karen is stuck in a problem, her immediate instinct is to ask for the manager as intimidatingly as possible
"Geez, why is that lady yelling for the manager like that?!?!"

"Oh, that's because shes a Karen."

"That makes since."
by Sophunny February 20, 2020
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Karen

A person, usually but not always a woman, who takes everything she sees in the mainstream media at face value and believes all of it.
Karens then react with purely and entirely emotional response, without any independent thought or critical analysis of pertinent facts.
Karen thinks lockdown should continue absolutely nobody gets infected with Covid.
Karen believes just one death from Covid justifies the complete destruction of the economy.
Karen says sending her kids back to school without a Covid vaccine is literally murder.
by dave the ex-landlord May 13, 2020
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Karen

Likes fucking up peoples lives and getting angry at managers and asks for corporate
Karen has the shitest hair cut known to man
by Thomas the dank engine69 August 22, 2019
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Karen

An annoying boomer that always wants to speak to the manager
“Hi, can i please speak to you manager? ......... my name? ...... karen ........ what do you mean you managers not in?........ Well put me in the phone to them............. No i will not leave the store!”
by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019
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Karen

Your ex-wife that took the fucking kids.
I just settled my divorce with Karen, and now my kids are gone
by Isaac Taylor June 12, 2019
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