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Dirty Juan

In baseball, attacking a baseman by purposefully sliding into them when running between or stealing bases.
Bautista pulled a Dirty Juan attempting to disrupt that double play.
by channelmaniac May 17, 2016
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Juan

juan is soooo amazing. hes kind

and sweet & hes a lil bit of a flirt

but i love that abt him. He’s literally handsome and tall & his voice is sooo

nice he has that spanish accent when

he speaks so he sounds literally

angelic. he tests your patience

sometimes but im fine with it cause

im patient. Juan can be dirty minded

but he’s still the best, he’s funny and fun

to be around and his compliments are always so nice. his wavy fluffy hair and his handsome face bro he literally looks like a dream. he’s has funny humor and he's super relatable. his laugh sounds soo nice and his smile is literally the bestt. plus hes one of those guys who literally just has a soft spot for you and acts different around literally everyone else. hes loyal and looks for you out of all the crowd.

in general if you have the type of juan i have you gotta be blessed to have him bc hes amazingg and will literally treat you like a princessss 🙏🏽
friend 1: whos that guy over there
me: oh thats Juan
friend 1: he’s probably the best
me: yea he is
by secret.userrr0 November 21, 2023
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U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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Juane

Reserved at first, until he gets comfortable and then watch out! Very artistic, a little goofy and somewhat out of his mind, but always a good time.
Kind hearted, sweet, and secretly sensitive, Juane is always someone you want to be around. He has your back, and always will pick you up if you're in a bad mood.

Sometimes hard to read and sometimes mood swing, but one of the best people you will ever meet.
Juane is one of the funniest guys I've ever met
by Mari Roki November 23, 2021
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Wuji Juan

Wuji Juan(乌鸡卷) is a kind of sliced luncheon meat which is made of Wuji(乌鸡) meat.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
Hey, wanna add some sliced beef and Wuji Juan in your hot pot?
by Link_night November 28, 2022
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JUAN

juan is the nicest, most funniest person in the world he may be annoying at times but he means well if you ever become friends with a Juan don’t lose them and they may prank u with no harm intended all jokes , and they are the best boyfriends you could ask for they will love you and make u feel worth a million dollars and don’t take them for granted.
girl 1 : look it’s juan such a tramp
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
by aroved October 5, 2019
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Juan

Juan is a person that is funny and kind two people he might be quite and shy but when he knows you really good he talks a lot and he is good with ladies. he tries to cheer up people and make them laugh while he has 1000 problemas in his mind. when he gets home he sum times be depress and he likes old corridos and spanish trap
juan pulls a lot of girls ;)
by Not the real juan November 21, 2021
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