Jonathan Slack

Jonathan Slack is the hottest sexiest person in the world. He is loved by every women, seriously every women!

Woman 1: You like that Jonathan Slack?
Woman 2: No why?
Woman 1: Than you must be a man!

by Space Keeper June 22, 2014

Jonathan

A dude that can do both. He can be weird but serious, even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face. He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But somehow with all that he's athletic and some what smart but acts stupid 24/7.a stupid hoe

Your a mysterious mofo is your name Jonathan?

by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.

Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him

by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018

Jonathan

quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs

dont be jonathan be carlos

by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018

Jonathan

A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance

Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!

by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018

Jonathan

Someone who loves lawn care and a whole lotta music

Jonathan loves to cut the beautiful grass.

by Hahahaha your mom November 8, 2018

Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body

Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!

by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018