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Jessie Joint 

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
Jessie Joint by 72K Gold May 14, 2021
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Flying Joint 

When there is a lit joint in a group of three people or more and no one else can take a hit and the joint is left out in the air for anyone else to claim
I will take it if it’s a flying joint.

Ball Joint 

A joint that was tucked between your balls.

Ie when you ride a bus to a subway station to a trolley to get to downtown Toronto , and the motherfucker pulls the joint out from between his balls and offers you a hit!!!
That fat motherfucking Roly poly Leonard tried to give me a ball joint!!
Ball Joint by JanenFinchOG April 17, 2022

Gigalo Joint 

Gigalo Joint is a joint of weed, rolled with two rolling papers wich make the joint bigger.
I smoked the fattest gigalo joint last night.

Mai Jainkas 

Mai Jainka or Mai Jainkas or means "My buddy" or "buddies". #Whitepeopleslang
Hey what's up Mai Jainkas!

Rainbow Joint 

A joint laced with LSD. The acid is added to the paper where it touches your lips.
That rainbow joint last night was too strong, man, it's been 14 hours and I'm still seeing colors!
Rainbow Joint by Blanc vide October 8, 2022

Double-Jointed Asshole 

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.
Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.
Double-Jointed Asshole by pvc1983 October 8, 2022