joel allen

A tiny man that is very small and silly and says dumb things like "is he breathing or not" to a dead body

That man is a Joel Allen he's 1ft 5 and keeps saying "is he breathing or not"

Dave : hi
Steven: you're such a joel Allen
Dave:starts crying

by HEY WAHST February 13, 2019

Billy Joel

Mien Kamphf

Billy Joel is a Kamphffluzeug!

by Iownmidgets September 3, 2022

Joel

Joel is a very important nice person BUT he has his cons first of all he smells like shit also fat head nigga with a little micro penis and he doesn’t get any bitches all the woman run away when they see him cant dress for shit bald ugly gru looking nigga also acts like an npc who works at a gay party and listens to garbage ass logic and he gets bullied everywhere he goes

“ oh my god joel is such a bitch “
“ god dam joel smells like shit “
“ when will joel ever get some bitches”

by Trybacon445 April 25, 2022

Joel

Joel is a person who likes to make jokes, and is not afraid to grab a cast iron if you wanna be an asshole about it.

Joel

by Anonymous 78000 April 26, 2022

Joel

A bitch

Joel: *crying because I took the last block*
Me: ur a bitch

by Mansnothot69420! November 3, 2022

Joel

If you come by a Joel he is usually very tall but that's his only upside his whole personality is revolved around women and simping for them. Beware of Joels

Yeah omg I met 2 Joels so far and both were simps

by Noooooooooooooot November 17, 2022

Joel

An absolute fuckwit who doesn't have any mates and can't pull any bitches.

"Hey What's your name? "Hi I'm Joel" "Bye"

by Not R.Kelly and Bill Cosby October 3, 2022