Man: hey do u know when the creeper was alive?
Me: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago
Me: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago
by Mansnothot69420! April 24, 2022
LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No
LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL
KING VON: No
LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL
by Mansnothot69420! November 04, 2022
by Mansnothot69420! November 04, 2022
woman: who is that sexy man?
man: im vedaant. I have a dick measuring the size of 80 meters!
woman: wow vedaant can i fuck u?
man: sure thing!
man: im vedaant. I have a dick measuring the size of 80 meters!
woman: wow vedaant can i fuck u?
man: sure thing!
by Mansnothot69420! June 21, 2021
woman: how is that?
man: that's a vedaant obviously! he has a 19.8 inch dick!
woman: wait how do u know how long his dick is???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
man: that's a vedaant obviously! he has a 19.8 inch dick!
woman: wait how do u know how long his dick is???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mansnothot69420! June 21, 2021