jizznep

Getting jizzneped on your tits causes Mrast.
Mrast is breast cancer in nipples.
Cut nipples off.

“Thanks man you jizzneped on my tits and now I have to cut my nipples off”
“Add it to the bag!”

by Spider baby December 28, 2022

jbizzle fizzle

When you’re attempting to ejaculate on the toilet of a man that controls the controller, and you are spotted so you double down on being a complete dumb fuck ass.

I almost thought we were coming but that jbizzle fizzle really screwed our plans around.

by Jzahandler December 31, 2022

Jizzmental

1. When a person thinks of something so stimulating, they cum immediately.
2. When a person has a way of thinking or is doing something that is self-stimulating, they physically and/or mentally jizz immediately and rapidly.

1. Insert name is so jizzmental when they watch Top Gun

by CasualFridayIX March 3, 2023

Jizzershit

The act of having anal, busting your nut inside, and then the recipient takes a cum covered shit.

My boyfriend nutted in my ass last night, after he left I had the biggest Jizzershit ever.

by DrugDaddy April 22, 2023

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

Jizzed Up

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

Jizzling

To get a group of 5+ males and have everyone connect analy so it creates a circle like position, then you all nut in each others butts so it’s like a human centipede.

Hey, me and the boys are going jizzling later want to come?

by Munt maxer February 12, 2024