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Jim Hansen

a Character born out of my imagination, to be straight with you hes a total dick and works for CBC (as you can tell he fits in there) and he constantly is hurting his camera man bill.
jim hansen whipped bills ass and gouged out his left eye holy fuck!
by Sparqz May 27, 2009
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DeVry Jim

–verb

1. to pretend you have achieved a higher level of education than you actually have.
In order to fit in with his co-workers, Frank DeVry Jim'd in an impressive manner, insinuating he had multiple degrees from Harvard.
by Maria Bartiromo October 8, 2010
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Slim Jim

A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.
Guy 1: What is this shit in my Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Oh that? That's just a piece of Skingina.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009
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Jim Joyce

A. To get something very that is very obvious wrong.

B. To screw something up very badly.
A. 2+2=7? Way to Jim Joyce the hell out of that math problem.

B. He tried to build his IKEA desk without the instruction manual and totally Jim Joyced it.
by Rockwell Sweaters June 3, 2010
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Jim Dandy

The act of forcefully defacating through the strings and into the body of an acoustic guitar, via the guitar's resonance hole. This abhorrent method of vandalism usually requires heavy practice and advanced physical contortion skills of the perpetrator. Usual suspects include perturbed musicians, hysterical fans, and the psychotic or inebriated. Named after the Gretsch "Jim Dandy" model parlor guitar, which are often the victims of this heinous act.
"Good lord, Terrance! What on Earth is that horrendous smell coming from the parlor?"
"Ol' Briscoe came in here last evening and Jim Dandied my new guitar! The gall!"
"The bastard! I knew it! I'd recognize the sulphuric brew of a Jim Dandy anywhere!"
by Elmer Gibson January 12, 2019
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Slim Jim

I gave him a Slim Jim so he didnt get it in my sheets.
by Kira Janus June 11, 2006
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jim bob

one who likes to hang around not being noticed
oh stop being a jim bob.
by dank swag lord April 25, 2015
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