A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011
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Josselines are never called by their name, because they always have a nickname. Either “Jossie” “Josie” or “Jo.” Josselines tend to be very artistic and love the outdoors, but they aren’t exactly “in shape.” She’s a very beautiful girl with a smile that can light up any room. They’re very loved by many. All of their friends and even people they don’t know will always have a positive description about them. Josseline is a friend you should cherish, because they are rare.
Josselines are never called by their name, because they always have a nickname. Either “Jossie” “Josie” or “Jo.” Josselines tend to be very artistic and love the outdoors, but they aren’t exactly “in shape.” She’s a very beautiful girl with a smile that can light up any room. They’re very loved by many. All of their friends and even people they don’t know will always have a positive description about them. Josseline is a friend you should cherish, because they are rare.
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Get the Josh Hawley mug.Juliet Joslin is the wife of sex god Julian Casablancas, lead singer of The Strokes. Their marriage sparked aggression and depression in many a fan, as they questioned why Julian didn't, in fact, marry someone much more attractive like themselves. The sickening similarities between their names, mimicking perfection, and the SEX GOD marries common band manager idea are just some of the contributions resulting in fans being pushed over the edge, making her possibly the most hated celebrity spouse of today.
by SophXxx August 13, 2006
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by Capn26 September 15, 2008
Get the sloppy jose mug.Because he has the name Josip he is a Legend and if you disagree you are probably serbian or a lame faggot.
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