inch

"Inch" is the abbreviation of interesting
Interesting -> inchesting -> inch

"Did you know that eating fried chicken with a fork in Kentucky is illegal!?
"Inch."

by pretentioushumancyborg January 11, 2022

12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.

Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.

by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

1 inch wonder

A penis which is 1 inch in size

Hows your 1 inch wonder

by Idk.coo April 13, 2022

funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.

"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004

3 inch

When a man says he’s 3 inches he’s actually huge

Damn that is not 3 inches

by Get bitches March 11, 2022

How much inches

How much inches u got in penis size

How much inches u got bud

Bout 3

Dang that’s small

by Alex is hot February 9, 2022

one inch wonder

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.

When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.

by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021