12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.

Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.

by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

inch shit

An insufferable short person.

Just like those one inch shits that hurt and are annoying!

You goddamn inch shit

by Shortykings March 21, 2024

Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.

Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!

by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

inch

"Inch" is the abbreviation of interesting
Interesting -> inchesting -> inch

"Did you know that eating fried chicken with a fork in Kentucky is illegal!?
"Inch."

by pretentioushumancyborg January 11, 2022