Phrase used after doing something sexual with a parent, sibling, child, grandchild, or any close relative to indicate that the act or comment was not incest.

brother- can i feel your smooth legs bro?

other bro - yeah just call 'no incesto'

no incesto by thatdirtychild June 13, 2010

CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

CORPORATE INCEST by KImCobain August 10, 2017

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