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11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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1 inch

you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry
girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha
by GYATdestroyer September 17, 2023
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Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
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inch

"Inch" is the abbreviation of interesting
Interesting -> inchesting -> inch
"Did you know that eating fried chicken with a fork in Kentucky is illegal!?
"Inch."
by pretentioushumancyborg January 11, 2022
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Gentleman’s Inch

When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.
Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”

Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”
by Lindsey Wong September 16, 2022
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12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.
Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
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3 inch

When a man says he’s 3 inches he’s actually huge
Damn that is not 3 inches
by Get bitches March 11, 2022
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