Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.

Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!

by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011

Morning Munch

Breakfast.

Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.

by SKdA August 11, 2010

The Morning Deciscion

Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.

Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!

Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!

by SallyMallyHally June 7, 2011

Morning Seat

use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.

by viDesi March 13, 2009

morning sparkler

When people fap in the morning

Dude, I just had myself a morning sparkler in the shower.

by boobookittyfuck13 January 17, 2014

morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 22, 2014

Morning English

The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.

Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.

by TheBigE_843 March 7, 2015