Kesler's Theory

Kesler's Theory of Infinite Universes states that within every atom in creation exists an entire universe. This theory supports both the parallel universe theory and the big bang theory.
Kesler's Theory means that atomic bombs are much more than just destructive weapons, and are in fact, tools of mass creation.
by porky pie January 21, 2022
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Superman Theory

The belief that after seeing the hero win time after time, one will begin to cheer for the villain in an effort to see something new.

a.k.a the "John Cena Theory".
Cena Fan: Why do you hate John Cena?

Anti-Cena Fan: We're sick of him winning all the time. He's boring!!!!

Cena Fan: Oh, the "Superman Theory" is true, then
by KC Rodgers July 31, 2013
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Loop Theory

A theory pioneered by R. Khan that predicts the number of arrangements (A) there are for a number, n, of cross-over points in the loop. It turns out, after much study, A = 2n.

In a loop with 2 crossover points, there are 4 different arrangements. I learned this using LOOP THEORY!

by MathScribe February 25, 2009
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Emre Theory

The Emre Theory states that if anyone has a mum, then there is always a chance that Emre could be your stepdad.

This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.
“there’s no way you’re gonna marry my mum bro”
“the emre theory says otherwise”
by EmreLovesMilfs May 10, 2022
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Fromoutta Theory

The "Fromoutta Theory" is used when someone asks for data or information that is extremely difficult to extract and or quantify. The end result is information is pulled "from outta my your end."
I was asked to provide anticipated sustainment costs based on numerous assumptions so I used the Fromoutta Theory to get the answer.
by Pirate076 March 18, 2011
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Germ Theory

An ancient disproved hypothesis used to exploit the ignorance of the masses to make BILLIONS for snake-oil salesmen
Yo, lets fool some chumps using this bullshit Germ Theory and convince them that giving them poison will make them healthy... also, lets keep Terrain Theory a secret...
by BillNyeIsASellOut October 02, 2020
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Unicomputation theory

When old people think there's only one fucking computer in the neighborhood by saying "the computer."
Grandma: "I got onlogged on the computer yesterday."
You: "that's the unicomputation theory, grandma, you stupid bitch."
by -sonic December 12, 2010
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