When girls and boys have a great desire for sexual intercourse with someone of the same or different gender.
Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.
Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.
One day, Sally was very bored so she looked up the work "Horny" on urbandictionary.com. She began reading the examples and immediately became horny herself.
Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.
In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.
Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.
He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.
As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.
Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie.
After this they went into the 69 position.
This simply caused them to become even more horny and they went back to having sex.
About three hours later they were done and went to the laundromat. They had to wash Sally's sheets which were soaked in cum.
Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.
In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.
Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.
He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.
As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.
Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie.
After this they went into the 69 position.
This simply caused them to become even more horny and they went back to having sex.
About three hours later they were done and went to the laundromat. They had to wash Sally's sheets which were soaked in cum.
by Being Horny Is Fun May 4, 2008
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I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.
You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.
You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.
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R: Keeps evolving into an orgy. A dirty dirty hobo orgy. A horgy.
R: Keeps evolving into an orgy. A dirty dirty hobo orgy. A horgy.
by Rayn3 July 15, 2009
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Men
• penis get hard
Women
• vagina gets wet
Also what I hope you’ll be after reading this. ;)
Men
• penis get hard
Women
• vagina gets wet
Also what I hope you’ll be after reading this. ;)
Ally was walking well more like pushing her way through the large crowd of people grinding. This party was intense. The worst thing was she was really horny. She started grinding on a guy. Teasingly at first until she started to feel his boner. It was really big! She grabbed his hand and brought him outside. They were going to fuck in her bff Claire’s backyard. She pulled off panties but kept her skirt. They started making out and then he pulled down his zipper and pulled his member out. It was long and thick. He thrusted into her slowly then it gradually got faster. She moaned and moaned. She was close. He rubbed his thumb over her clit in a circular pattern while sucking and biting her neck. Then they reached their orgasms at the same time and rode them out together. The End :)
by InsaneClaim June 14, 2018
Get the Horny mug.Amber awoke one morning her pussy dripping wet she had rubbed and fingered it hard and fast the night before she had been dreaming about the new boy Aiden. She lazily got up and got in the shower, layed down opened up her legs and let the water pound on her tight red pussy. Later that day Amber caught a glimpse of Aidens dick from being with another girl she was horny and mad at the same time, she began to drip, so she locked her self in the bathroom and started to finger herself, suddenly the school skank, who was bi, came in and saw her.
"Helloooo Hornyyyyy!!!!!"
Amber smirked and pulled her in she started to finger her, but the skank, Kendra, Pushed her off handcuffed her to the rails, and tore off her shirt and bra and began to massage her boobs. The bell rang and Kendra stuck a dildo in Amber's pussy left her handcuffed and left her there squirming and moaning with here horny pussy dripping.
"Helloooo Hornyyyyy!!!!!"
Amber smirked and pulled her in she started to finger her, but the skank, Kendra, Pushed her off handcuffed her to the rails, and tore off her shirt and bra and began to massage her boobs. The bell rang and Kendra stuck a dildo in Amber's pussy left her handcuffed and left her there squirming and moaning with here horny pussy dripping.
by i love to eat pussy June 29, 2009
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its true girls if u want an easy orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator ive tried it n it feels like heaven!!!
its true girls if u want an easy orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator ive tried it n it feels like heaven!!!
by orgasm instructer 786134687613 July 27, 2009
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