bullis hockey 

an IAC powerhouse...won the IAC championship the last two years. Win over landon (gong show) 10-0 last year in the state semis. of course landon always has some bullshit excuse as to why bullis has kicked their ass the last 5 games between them. Bullis clinched the IAC this year only 6 games into the season with yet another win over Landon. All IAC kids wish they could go to Bullis.

Landon kid: hey did you see the bullis hockey team?
other landon kid: yeah they are so good. i wish i could be them

bullis hockey by bullis hockey kicks ass March 8, 2005

Boob Hockey

An erotic sport involving the proper use of a woman’s boobs as the most fun toys ever, often resulting in several third degree boob hickies. An especially intense game of boob hockey will inevitably result in severe, morning-after boob pain.

“My boobs are SO sore!”
“Why are your boobs SO sore?”
“Because last night, Dante and I got into a really heated boob hockey tournament!”

“Kandi was nippin’ out for 8 days straight after the boob hockey championship last night!”

Boob Hockey by rapestache August 11, 2011

h e double hockey stick

The term "h e double hockey stick" refers to saying the word hell.

H E Double Hockey Stick (1999) TV Movie.

h e double hockey stick by JV2012 February 9, 2012

Womens Hockey 

Fucking Best game ever cause girls do it better

Bob: Did u see the guys hockey game last night?
Kate: Hell no i was rooting for the Womens Hockey team
Bob: Why
Kate: Girls Hockey rules guys Suck

Womens Hockey by jejejejejejeNikki March 13, 2009

tonsil hockey 

A violent game played on astroturf, a ball is hit around the netted astro turf (basically astroturf with a net around it) until the ball is hit at such an angle that it hits sombody in the mouth
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.

i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey

it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing

Larry: AND ITS CRAAAAAAAAAzy weather were having here today frank in this the tonsil hockey world final and the first game of the season!

Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...

tonsil hockey by Lewi Dibbin December 9, 2008

Crate Hockey 

A form of dek hockey. The goals are single crates on the ground. The game is not played as "full-court" to prevent dumps from scoring. It is played with take-backs. A team usually consists of 10-20 players with 3 players playing on the dek at a time.

South Jersey Brawlers: "Our crew is gonna join a crate hockey tournament down the shore in the summer."Our Teammate: "Let's whoop some ass."

Crate Hockey by Mylec92 December 26, 2008

Mattress hockey 

An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.

Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.

Mattress hockey by cusefan001 February 21, 2013