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Hobo Espresso

The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.

This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.
"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.
by Michael Franchayzee December 10, 2007
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hobo grand

means great or awsome or grand. friends say it to each other alot and replace it with grand great ect. dont say it to non friends. tell them they smell like cheese!
"Your Hobo Grand!" says Bob
by ~T~ November 8, 2008
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hobo johnson

a Louis Ceilla word suposably origanated from one of his hobo friends that he meets in boston which he does alot
"Hobo Johnson! Cadillac! Windos 98!"
by The Beegees June 21, 2003
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Hippie Hobo

Adam
Dresses like a hippie and a hobo
by idk1298746378473 May 28, 2008
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Robo Hobo

the amazing person you wish you could be. It is fearless and takes care of Blue clay that grows under a hedge location: Iyr Likes: OJ in a can, Ninjas
Me and Robo Hobo are gonna see Arthur today.
by Le Real French Ninja May 16, 2011
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Hobo's Lunchbox

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.
Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."
by Bananas842 May 22, 2011
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Hobo Death

When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.
I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.
by Whathobo February 18, 2017
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