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Heather

Heather: A name given to a fat hideously ugly low bred scottish whore from a family of scum bags, A common trait is being born from a whore mother who has had numerous children with different men.

Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.

People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.

Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.

KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
HEATHER: "I'm a CEO at a very important IT company, No one else can do the job right so I have to do everything !"

PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."

HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
by ROBBYFORTUNEISAFAGGOT January 6, 2023
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Heathers

The best musical every. It is loved by all except for people who are iether stupid or dumb.
That musical was great but not as good as heathers.
Wait you don’t like heathers, leave.
by Lizzie Chadwick April 5, 2019
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heather

“omg you’re heather”
what do you mean? catarina is obviously heather! look at her!”
by allfaxnocapanonymousbitch August 24, 2020
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Heather

Heather is the pretty girl that every guy loves. But she doesn't know that she's breaking someone's heart. This person is most likely a queer person who's in love with their best friend but they don't know it. So no you don't want to be Heather, and you people can't get that in your head!!!
Person 1: Well there goes Conner and his Heather
Person 2: I'm sorry Jake, this shouldn't have to happen to you, you don't deserve this heartbreak.
Person 1: It's fine they will never know so what do I care.
Person 2: I don't know why every girl want to be Heather?!
by someoneusedahahahaalready September 26, 2020
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Heather

She is someone who he will always choose over you. She is not necessarily prettier than you or has better qualities than you. You can literally be the prettiest girl yet he would choose her. She is a heather.
Omg she is such a Heather
by theoneyourelookingfor September 18, 2020
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Being a Heather

Causing a dramatic scene to bring attention to yourself. Faking injury, pain, low sugar, etc.
That girl over there is Being a Heather. Nothing is wrong with her.
by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025
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