Hair Spider

When you find a knot or clump of hair on an article of clothing that resembles a huge hairy spider at first glance.

Eww, gross, you have a hair spider on your back!

by Corvidae23 March 24, 2011

hair action

When someone, usually a girl, rubs her hands through your hair affectionately.
See also: hair fetish.

"I heard that you and Julia went out again last night. How'd that go?"
"Pretty awkward. She gave me more of that hair action. I think she's got some kind of obsession with curls."

by Yams February 18, 2010

Grassy hair

Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.

Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true

by Sparky banana man November 7, 2011

Coochi Hair

Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)

Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-

by MiaxAneesa June 7, 2019

wholesome hair

Hair that is very wholesome.

Wow Lee Umm, you got some wholesome hair.

by carmie September 18, 2020

Hair Choke

When a girl sleeps with her hair down and in the morning it is wrapped around her neck.

Hey this morning I had a hair choke!

by GetItMichigan February 2, 2015

Gamer Hair

When the cum that you use to style your hair starts to crust and flake causing a blizzard of dried cum to fall from your hair

Dude i can see the cum flakes in your gamer hair

by KillTheJews19 March 15, 2020