hairy runway

the strip of hair that stretches from the belly button to the penis

You can say the hairy runway is the opposite of a gouche.

by Fransisco Tilde November 9, 2010

Hairy Papercut

Minge. Of a slightly prettier variety than the hairy axe wound.

Show's yer hairy papercut love

by Slapsalmon March 27, 2009

Bob-on-hairy

To perform oral sex on someones hairy genitals

"How's that new relationship?"
"It's okay, but he wants me to bob-on-hairy and I'm just not ready"
"You're a horrible girlfriend!"

by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009

hairy cucumber

A dick with hair covering a majority of the shaft and foreskin.

"Fuck him? I didn't even blow him. He had a full on hairy cucumber and I GTFO.

by bear shaver December 2, 2015

hairy porn

Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.

" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "

by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017

Hairy Snowman

Someone who has enough dandruff to make a snowman.

Josh needs to wash his hair, he’s becoming a hairy snowman.

by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018

hairy meat

When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty

God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday

by Ricky bazz February 21, 2019