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Groomer

The person you take your pet to when your pet needs a haircut
by Tobyvenom May 26, 2023
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Groomer

An adult that seeks to sexualize a child through brainwashing so they can have intercourse with them. They are also known as liberals, leftists, Democrat voters, Democrats, pedophiles..
Groomer(teacher): I can't wait until the new school year starts. So many innocent children to take advantage of. It's awesome that the Democrats in government allow and support it.
by _Jon_Doe_ August 18, 2023
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Groomers

A conservative slur in which they use (instrumentally) "The FEAR of child molestation" to persecute their ideological enemies.
Hym "Conservatives like to use the fear of child molestation instrumentally to slander their ideological enemies as 'Groomers.' The implication is that their ideological enemies are 'Pedophile-adjacent' and the accusation is used to persecute and/or control them oppressively. They also relentlessly mock the WOMEN (which is a big no-no for Good men according to Dr Jordan Peterson). By DR-er DISGRACED DR. JORDAN BEELZEBUB PETERSON'S OWN LOGIC conservatives are tyrants who use fear to get what they want and are, therefore, little men who are not right for the job! Which means you should not EVER give them any political power. Because they are tyrants who use fear! The fear of child molestation. By Jordan Peterson's own logic! Hey, Jordan... What's the name of Batman's son? What's the name of the new Robin? And what's MY name? What do people call me? Remember what I said? What do people call me?"
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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Groomer

When you first hear the word “groomer” you might thing of a pet groomer washing & manipulating the fur.

This is how we think of groomers brainwashing & manipulating the thoughts of others.

Narcissists are known for grooming victims of their abuse to think it’s ok.
Religions & cults have been known to groom people into their beliefs.
American conservatives have started to use the term primarily directed towards sexual predators .

This term has been used to refer to situations of abuse in psychology for years now.
It has nothing to do with the LGBTQIA+ community
“He was just grooming you to think that way.”
“I was groomed to believe some wild things as a child.”
“I’m afraid your partner is an abusive groomer.”
by Am_non October 20, 2023
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Groomer

A junior asking a freshman to suck his dick for 20 dollars when the freshman was intoxicated, then doing the same type of thing the next yr to another girl
Ro*ert A*ani O’Grody is a groomer to people much much MUCH younger than him!
by Balls.Hotmale March 1, 2024
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Groomersexual

A groomersexual is a type of skier for whom precisely carving a well-groomed piste is their raison d'etre. Skiers that exhibit the groomersexual orientation tend to be Europeans from the Alps (France, Switzerland, Italy, and Austria) who attended ski school from a young age, and continued to receive skiing lessons well into early adulthood. While groomersexuals are phenomenal skiers on a well-groomed piste, their ability to ski powder, trees, steeps, sastrugi or other variable conditions, and off-piste/backcountry is all but completely absent.

In Europe the groomersexual lifestyle is an accepted, albeit largely unperceived, part of the ski culture. Outside of Europe the groomersexual stands out like a sore thumb. Skiing powder, steeps, trees, and off-piste are very popular in North America, particularly western North America. As a result, groomersexuals that move to North America often struggle adapting to the ski culture. In North America, groomersexuals are known for complaining about the lack of formal ski instruction received by American and Canadian skiers.
Skier 1: Dude! Summit is going to get 11” overnight. Tomorrow is going to be sick! I’ll be heading up super early if you, and any friends want to join.

Skier 2: Hell yeah! I’m down!

Skier 1: So, just you? What about your new ski friend? That guy from Europe. Pierre?

Skier 2: I already asked him, and he said he was going to wait a few days for the post storm grooming.

Skier 1: Seriously?!?

Skier 2: Yup! Pierre is a groomersexual.
by Helluva Engineer March 3, 2024
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Groomersexual

A groomersexual is a type of skier for whom precisely carving a well-groomed piste is their raison d'etre. Skiers that exhibit the groomersexual orientation tend to be Europeans from the Alps (France, Switzerland, Italy, and Austria) who attended ski school from a young age and continued to receive skiing lessons well into early adulthood. While groomersexuals are phenomenal skiers on a well-groomed piste, their ability to ski powder, trees, steeps, sastrugi or other variable conditions, and off-piste/backcountry is all but completely absent.

In Europe the groomersexual lifestyle is an accepted, albeit largely unperceived, part of the ski culture. Outside of Europe the groomersexual stands out like a sore thumb. Skiing powder, steeps, trees, and off-piste are very popular in North America, particularly western North America. As a result, groomersexuals that move to North America often struggle adapting to the ski culture. In North America, groomersexuals are known for complaining about the lack of formal ski instruction received by American and Canadian skiers.
Skier 1: Dude! Summit is going to get 11” overnight. Tomorrow is going to be sick! I’ll be heading up super early if you, and any friends want to join.

Skier 2: Hell yeah! I’m down!

Skier 1: So just you? What about your new ski friend? That guy from Europe. Pierre?

Skier 2: I already asked him, and he said he was going to wait a few days for the post storm grooming.

Skier 1: Seriously?!?

Skier 2: Yup! Pierre is a groomersexual.
by Helluva Engineer March 3, 2024
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