Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

grass-fairy

Any male soccer player. With all due respect. <3

That kid's such a grass-fairy ; he's good though.

We scrimmaged with the grass-fairies again today... Cleaned that shit.

by VIKINGS_2010 December 15, 2008

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

grassburner

when you have a chick laying on the ground and you light her quief

That grassburner started a whole forrest fire

by johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny March 1, 2008

grass dweller

anyone who smokes pot, a stoner.

Lily lit up everyday, she was a true grass dweller.

by Purple.Haze August 3, 2010

Grass Carp

Biting and basically eating the hair DIRECTLY from a persons ass crack.

My girl was licking my butthole and she started grass carping me. She sure can grass carp.

by The Hair May 4, 2012

Grassman

Some dude in La Salle College addicted to memes and eating grass

Student A: Have you ever seen Grassman's performance in the school talent show?
Student B: I like his song Bus Chaser more
Grassman's fans: His grass eating video is the most classic!

by On9MrGrass October 15, 2021