Grease Beat

When you have a quiet night in, buy a 21 piece bucket of KFC chicken, smash it while watching some porn, then use the left over chicken grease as lubricant to pleasure yourself.

I recommend putting a towel down while having a grease beat and please ensure a hefty clean up after the experience.

"What are you up to tonight, mate?"
"Heading home early for a major grease beat session"

OR

That guy has a grease beat 2-3 times a week

by cricketfanbb3/6 January 9, 2011

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crotch grease

the lubricant that forms around your ball sac when the temperature becomes too hot.

The crotch grease is building up around me so much you would think we were in an autoshop.

by george tedbetter July 24, 2006

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ass grease

The lingering stench left behind, after an individual doesn't shower for five days (or more), eats a lot of mexican food, and drinks excessively. Not even half a bottle of fabric refresher/air sanitizer will eliminate this stench.

I dare you to go in Lesley's room because it smells like ass grease. Good luck because you will most likely dry heave.

by Kate, Lesley, and Lydia October 3, 2005

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greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.

Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez

by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009

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