Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Golcha

Nichname of a talented Kpop boygroup that debuted on August 28, 2017 with Damdadi. Current members are: Lee Daeyeol, Choi Sungyoon, Lee Jangjun, Son Youngtaek (TAG), Bae Seungmin, Bong Jaehyun, Kim Jibeom, Kim Donghyun, Hong Joochan, and Choi Bomin. Former member Park Jaeseok left in January 2018 due to health concerns. They came out with their newest cb, 'Pump It Up' on October 7, 2020. They released the teasers after showing their abs.

Their fans are called Goldenness , Golden + Coolness stan golcha to be cool

You: Hey, have you heard of Golcha? I love their song, Without You' so much!

Me: Of course, I know them! I stan kings! :

by zibeom December 3, 2020

gooch knuckle

A move which consists of wrestlers sticking their fingers up peoples butts to win their matches.

Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.

Coach: How did you end up winning?

Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.

by amnbitch July 18, 2021

gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip

i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones

by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021

Gooch

A gooey cooch

That girl had a nasty gooch!

by Fatassgetgas December 26, 2021

Gooch-licker

Another way of saying someone is a suck-up or ass-kisser; The word Gooch is referring to the no man’s land between a males asshole and balls.

Did you seem Tom with the boss again today? Yeah, Tom is a total Gooch-licker.

by Cledusbosepheus February 24, 2022

Goncharov

noun - An elaborate hoax for comedic purposes, where multiple people will begin to claim the existence of a person or show or dramatic performance exists, even supplying details or manufactured art of same, for the purpose of a prank.

verb - to create or engage in the creation of a Goncharov

Inspector Spacetime was a Goncharov before Goncharovving was cool.

by Farmer Vinnie January 8, 2023