A game played amongst male friends to rapidly strike ones gooch (the anatomical space between the balls and asshole). Whilst the game may seem as inappropriate, it is a true test of courage, smarts, reflexes and awareness.
by immu November 20, 2010
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iβm smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another maleβs gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I wonβt shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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