glossy taco

Simply Nailogical.

Not a glossy topcoat, a GLOSSY TACO.

If you're a holosexual you'll know what this means.

Don't be a hater.

Be a holosexual.

"Time to add a GLOSSY TACO"

by daddydolanzzz August 14, 2017

ghetto glock

N. Any Hi-Point Firarms replacement for a Glock. This term orginated because of Hi-Point's incredible low prices on new guns which always retail for less than 200 dollars brand new. They have similar square frames but are 75% cheaper and 75% heavier, ideal for any broke man in the ghetto in need of a gat.

"Is that a Glock?"
"Naw, this is a ghetto glock"

by Laredo[HK] August 29, 2008

glorious mess

n.
A sketchaphonic state of euphoria resulting from insane amounts of partying which usually sets in after an individual has been awake for over a day, but only after said individual realizes and accepts the unfathomable state of chaos which he/she now calls life.

Q: Hey dude, you alright?
A: Ya man, no worries. I’m a glorious mess.

by SKETCH.co September 19, 2005

Gloaf

Slang term used to denote farmers and hillbillies. A gloaf is described as being a moronic, idiotic, impulsive, repulsive, dimwitted, clumsy oaf of a farmer. A gloaf usually smells of manure or body odour, or a mix of the two. Typically, most gloafs are ignorant and opinionated. See also, bigot

What is that horrible stench? Oh it's just that stupid gloaf standing over there picking his nose.

by Buttercup123 November 11, 2008

glob of load

Glob Of Load... Gooey Substance sometimes found in eyes, or on the face/chest area. can also be found in the shower drain, or undies.

eewwwww your glob of load hit me in the eye...

by Nos72 October 21, 2007

Glofty

The act of being Tall and Goofy, and or; being clumsy at

the point of a discussion.

Yerman "Gloftly" cocked his head to his side and said whats up?

Everyone stopped talking the conversation seeced. Suddenly Bobs glofty hands petted some girl on the head everyone just stared and muttered what a "gloft"

Yerman tripped "Gloftly"over a piece of string and broke his toe.

by Angelo A May 29, 2008

Gloved Love

Be Safe!,
Use A Condom
XD

Amanda: You Got Protection?
Sam: Ya, There's Nothing Wrong With A Little Gloved Love

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008