Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

Santa’s Funeral

When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.

At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.

by Fasters December 22, 2021

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Big Bax Funeral

Big Bax Funerals is a very successful funeral business. It prides itself on making funerals fun and not giving refunds. They also turn your relatives into minerals. We have millions of Oscars for the business and we make little to no money. We have many grammy awards from are jingle used to promote really amazing business. We get a total of 1 million customers a day which is really good for the business as we make a lot of friends along the way. This superstar business was founded by Big Bax, Ralfano, Maxipad and Ernie

BIG BAX FUNERAL LYRICS
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We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

When your daughter dies of cancer

and you cannot find the answer

Call Big Bax

Extra Tax

Big Bax Funeral
We put the fun in funerals
we turn your relatives into minerals

at big bax funerals (x2)

by augh123456789 September 7, 2022

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

It's your funeral

employed to mean that if someone does something one considers to be foolish, they will end up with the hassle themselves.

Person A: I won't discuss it
Person B: Don't then—it's your funeral.

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Mt. Fujied

When going to the bathroom and crapping so much that it creates a wide and proud mound of poo that extends well above the water line, likened to the iconic image of Mt. Fuji dimly back-lit by the horizon and setting sun.

I Mt. Fujied it.

by Pointy Thumb on Hand May 23, 2018