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Fudge Packer

An idiotic ignorant term that was coined to describe 'gay men'. The problem with this is that not ALL gay men *ahem* 'pack fudge' and that there plenty of straight couples who DO.

Anal sex is practiced by a varity of couples, not JUST gay men, and certainly not ALL gay men do so.
John "Oh well you know Jimmy and George from down the street? They're gay!"

Scarlet "So what?"

John "So that means they're fudge packers! Fucking nasty!"

Scarlet "Fudge packers? What does that mean?"

John "It means they have anal sex!"

Scarlet "...John...you and I had anal sex this morning you idiot! So I guess we're 'fudge packers' too aren't we?"

John "............Um...well....uh...."

OR

Eric "What's sup bro, wanna play some video games?"

Gary "Not with you."

Eric "Okay...why not?"

Gary "Cause you're gay, and if you're gay, that means you have anal sex. You're a fudge packer! You probably wanna penetrate my ass right now."

Eric "....You're a fucking idiot. Just because I'm gay doesn't automatically mean I'm into anal sex you ignorant retard. It means I'm gay----------THAT'S IT. On top of that, I think anal sex is nasty so wanna try that again?

Gary "............"

Eric "And please don't flatter yourself with the assumption that I'd ever wanna fuck you. Get over yourself, you ain't no gay guys wet dream!"
by CShields October 16, 2011
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fudge monkey

racial slur for ghetto, wild, and ignorant African Americans
them dirty fudge monkeys were jumping around and talking loud in the resturant
by gangstaliciouc December 21, 2008
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fudge packer

A fudge packer is a guy who fucks another dude in his asshole.
Wow! There are a lot of fudge packers in my squadron!
by USAF Cadet July 22, 2021
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fudge tunnel

Chrithtopher ith a fudge tunnel.
by scottbo777 October 21, 2008
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fudge sickle

A shit covered dick.

A jigaboo's dick.
You can't tell if a jigaboo has a fudge sickle, not with their usual color and smell. Yes they do because of their skin.

See shitskin
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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fudge round

When engaged in anal sex, a female loses control of her bowels, leaving a circular imprint around the base of the male's genitalia. Lovingly referred to as a "fudge round."
Did you hear Teri left a nasty fudge round on Jay last night?
by Paul Rand December 27, 2007
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fudge munker

Wow, you really are a fudge munker.
by Danielle May 3, 2004
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